Lewis Capaldi really knows how to sell himself after going on a hot blind date and boasting about his ‘bang on average genitalia’.
The Someone You Loved crooner selected a blind date for himself based on food taste and his potential love interest just happened to bear a striking resemblance to one of his ex-girlfriends, Love Island star Paige Turley.
Revealing why he’s a ‘catch’, Lewis said while enjoying his Peperami Chicken Bites: ‘I’ve got a forehead that goes on for days. I’ve got just a bang on average genitalia.
‘I’ve got a car, I can drive you to places, even if you want to be in an open relationship, I can drive you to that place. And of course, I am handsome, so handsome and in shape.’
Lewis, 23, is a man who knows what he wants and, it seems, is seeking out one type of woman in particular, revealing: ‘If she’s American, that would be good so I can get a green card and we can get married. From a professional standpoint that would be really helpful.’
He joked before the date that he was ‘looking to fall in love and looking to have kids – tonight’.
It appears Lewis may have met his match on the blind date and was fully impressed when he ‘belched’ during the dinner and she ‘didn’t even flinch’.
‘Thank you for the dish. I’m very sorry I’m not Anthony Joshua – although we do look similar,’ he told her.
If you’re lucky enough to be wined and dined by Lewis, prepare to be seduced by Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion’s racy single WAP, which he joked is now his go-to when wooing a girl.
Sharing some gems about dating, Lewis advised: ‘Best piece of dating advice I have is people tell you to be yourself… they are wrong! Lie! Lie and lie and lie, just don’t let your mask slip for one second.
‘Pretend to be someone you’re not completely! Marry them and then when it is too late for them to leave you because you’ve got children, and you need to support them together and you don’t want to split up for them – that is when you let the mask slip and say – surprise I’m actually a horrible person.
‘So yeah, do not, do not under any circumstances be yourself.’
Erm, we’ll definitely try that Lew.
The Before You Go singer is single and available again after splitting from his student girlfriend Catherine Halliday last month.
The couple began dating in February and their romance appeared to blossom over the summer but sources then revealed they had recently called it a day.
‘Lewis has no hard feelings towards Catherine and they’re still amicable but they decided it was best to call it a day,’ the insider told The Sun.
‘He’s at the beginning of his career, with a lot of opportunity at his fingertips, so it’s not the right time to settle down.
‘He wishes Catherine all the best and has fond memories of their dates together.’
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