It’s become trendy to display the sometimes insane ramblings and remarks we write in our phones’ notes app.
But we’re sure this guy wishes his to-do list was concealed.
The list was discovered on a misplaced phone at Perisher, Australia’s largest ski resort, and a photograph of it (used as a screensaver) was uploaded to the internet.
The cringey bullet points read as follows:
1. Get jacked and be at 87 kgs
2. Quit all nicotine
3. Have $25,000 in bank account
4. Have motorbike
5. Getting better at fighting
6. Get good marks at uni
7. Have three girls on roster
8. Don’t get haircut for 3 months
Of course, some of the targets were understandable, such as getting good marks at university and quitting nicotine, but others certainly raised an eyebrow.
‘Getting better at fighting’ and ‘have three girls on roster’ have, unsurprisingly, not been great for this man’s rep.
The most popular comment on the community post thread said: ‘Whoever claims this, girls … run!!’
Others ridiculed him, saying: ‘$25K and have three girls on the roster, tell him he’s dreaming,’ and ‘Three girls on roster? You sure do wanna get better at fighting’.
‘I’d be almost embarrassed to claim the lost phone … almost,’ said another.
But, claim the phone he did and now he has it back, we wonder if he’s managed to tick any of those goals off…
