John Oliver’s dream finally came true after Adam Driver made a very special appearance on Last Week Tonight.
The host has spent the past year demanding for the actor to do things like ‘shatter his knees’ among other strange requests.
He explained on Sunday night: ‘I spent the whole year demanding that Adam Driver demolish me. Crush my larynx, you unwieldy boulder.’
Then the Star Wars actor got in on the joke as he made a FaceTime call to confront the comedian.
‘Listen to me, what the f**k are you doing? This bit? This bit, this thing you’ve been doing that’s either sexual or violent,’ Adam, 36, stated. ‘This strange, strange bit that for some reason you’ve pulled me into. What is it?’
He continued: ‘When you first started doing it, it was easy for me to shrug it off. But then it kept going on, and on, and on, and on… Stop talking. Do you realize, over this past year, what you’ve asked me to do to you?
‘”Collapse on your chest.” “Tie your fingers in a square knot.” “Step on your throat.” “Shatter your knees.” “Pull your heart out through your ear.” What’s wrong with you?’
The Girls actor then stated: ‘You realize we’re strangers, right? I don’t know you. And now, random people on the internet stan us.
‘I’m sick of people stopping me on the street and asking me if I’m going to punch a hole in you like a Marriage Story wall. And you know what? You should be ashamed of yourself, because you know this was inappropriate.’
John tried – and failed – to justify his desires as he claimed that he’d simply been ‘having some weird fun’.
However, he failed to stop when Adam tried to get an apology out of him, as he described himself as ‘America’s naughtiest b***h’ and ‘six feet of nasty, spankable bird meat crammed into a suit’.
‘You’re sorry, I’m trying to get you to say you’re sorry,’ an exasperated Adam stated. ‘You deeply weird, small, small thing.’
John then conceded as he promised: ‘Consider this bit over. It’s done.’
Adam then ended up giving John exactly what he wanted as he raged: ‘Explore the f**king space, you hollow-boned Mr. Bean cosplayer. Look around you, you under-baked gingerbread boy.’
‘Oh God, that feels good,’ John joked in reply as Adam ended the call with: ‘I hated this. Goodbye.’
Well, that was different!
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