Below Deck star Jake Foulger has opened up about the moment he accidentally pooed on his girlfriend in bed, and it’s a lot.
Season nine of the boat-based reality series has been anything but smooth sailing so far, and the new cast member decided to add to the mess on board in his own special way.
In the most recent episode, the lead deckhand was seen speaking to his co-stars when he proudly proclaimed that he had ‘never s**t the bed’.
A conversation starter that we never knew we needed, and will probably never use.
However, Jake was dropped in it by fellow deckhand Rayna, who quickly replied: ‘He s**t on his girlfriend though, before!’
‘I didn’t s**t on her,’ he protested, before going into a story that precisely no one asked him for.
‘So basically, I got out of the shower and I thought it’d be funny to start twerking on the bed,’ he said.
‘I was naked on the bed and I thought it would be funny to push out a f**king really loud fart….
‘And a f**king s**t came out and flew through the air.
‘Poo just went boom across the bedroom.’
It was at that point that the wind became too much and whipped the trampoline away from the boat, which is definitely apt in some way…
We might only be a few charters into the current season but there have been cracks forming all over the place – mostly in the interior crew.
New chief stewardess Heather Chase and second stew Fraser Olender hit a rough patch in their very first days of working together, but soon appeared to get over it, and turned their attentions to colleague Jessica Albert.
But it seems that tensions are still holding firm between the pair, with Fraser taking aim at his former boss during a recent appearance on Watch What Happens Live.
In fact, host Andy Cohen questioned how she could improve as a leader – and he pulled no punches with his response.
‘Doing a bit of work,’ he replied savagely.
Speaking of the ‘first red flag’ he found in their time together, he continued: ‘I didn’t really notice it until the first trip. I just felt that I was everywhere.
‘I love my job and I love every part of it, I love the service and the housekeeping and everything else, laundry included.
‘But I can’t do everything at once and I didn’t see Jess doing much, and to be honest, I didn’t see Heather doing much.
‘That bothered me because I was really doing my best to keep everything afloat.’
’It was something I’ve never experienced before,’ Fraser added of her tone. ’It was just very cold and always very blunt, and it wasn’t delivered in a very nice way.
‘As a leader now, I’m a chief stew on my boat, I do things very differently.’
Below Deck season 9 is available to stream on hayu now, with new episodes dropping on Tuesdays.
Credit: Original article published here.