Below Deck’s Eddie Lucas has spilled the beans on the best places the cast can have secret sex on board.
The bosun, 35, returned for the eighth series of the reality show last year, after taking a break from our screens.
Y’know, when he was caught getting steamy with stewardess Raquel ‘Rocky’ Dakota in the laundry room in season three.
Appearing on Watch What Happens Live, he lifted the lid on where his co-stars can find a spot of privacy away from their colleagues – and the prying eyes of viewers watching from home.
Side note: The laundry room didn’t quite make the cut.
Giving the host the top five spots, Eddie began: ‘The chain locker, it’s very private but it’s hot, musty and smelly so you’ve got to get over that.
‘It’s not a great place but you won’t be found out, I’ll tell you that much.’
Speaking from experience…?
Giving us the fourth option, he suggested the engine room: ‘A soundproof room so no-one will ever hear you.’
‘If the engines haven’t been running, it’s not that bad [hot]. But it is soundproof, no one will ever hear you. Just don’t let the chief engineer find you, he will cut some things off.’
In at number three is the shower in the master cabin, ‘because you can wash your sins right down the drain and you’re not messing up the bunk.
‘This is where Elizabeth (Frankini) and James (Hough) went wrong, they talked about it. You can’t talk about it, you’ve gotta stay quiet, don’t tell anybody.’
The second sex spot Eddie recommended is the ‘bunny pad’ – a cushioned area in full view of everyone, for those stars who are ‘into that kind of ‘voyeuristic stuff’.
And where is the number one place to ‘hook up on a yacht’? The Bravo star added: ‘The number one place to hook up on a yacht is of course the captain’s quarters, because if you’re in there, that means you’re the captain.
‘If you’re in the captain’s quarters, you either are the captain or you’re screwing the captain and then you are pretty much at the top of the board, no one can touch you.’
If any future yachties are reading this, maybe make sure Captain Lee doesn’t catch you in that last spot…
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Credit: Original article published here.