Jeremy Clarkson’s latest venture into his own farm shop has proven so popular that he had to apologise this week for the huge crowds the Diddly Squat Farm Shop attracted.
Police had to be called over the weekend after word got out that Jeremy was in attendance at the farm, leading to fans flocking to see him and causing long traffic queues in the Chipping Norton village of Chadlington.
He later tweeted: ‘People of Chadlington. I’m truly sorry about the traffic around our farm shop last weekend. We are doing everything we can to improve the situation.’
With the Diddly Squat Farm Shop proving so popular, here’s a look at some of what you can get in the shop and online.
Oh and if you’re trying to get some kale… you’re in the wrong place as that’s banned.
Mmm, cow juice (Picture: Diddly Squat Farm Shop)
Commonly known as milk, Jeremy’s Cow Juice is made by the cows on his own farm and is sold at £1 a bottle, available exclusively in the shop.
One Jeremy Clarkson was harmed in the making of this honey (Picture: Diddly Squat Farm Shop)
Same format as the Cow Juice, Jeremy says: ‘Delicious honey made with Diddly Squat Farm Bees – Some say I was stung a few times in the making if this honey. Wrong, I was stung many times.’
Retailing at £12.50 a jar in the physical shop only, it makes for quite a pricey honey – but it does have Jeremy’s face on it, so who can put a price on that?
Candles that smell like Jeremy’s b*****ks
Your home could smell like this for just £40 for two candles (Picture: Diddly Squat Farm Shop)
Hot on the heels of Gwyneth Paltrow’s vagina-scented candle for her lifestyle brand Goop, Jeremy has also captured the scent of his testicles for his own candle.
He describes the aroma as: ‘The unique and leathery scent of my car seat, blended with hints of oakmoss and earthy spices. A totally unique and bespoke scent, created for Jeremy. There is no other smell like this…. in the world.’
Fans can get two 140g candles for £40 and there is even a limited edition ‘Burning Log’ scented one available too for £22.50 each.
Diddly Squat merch
There’s clothing and accessories for all (Picture: Diddly Squat Farm Shop)
If you want something that lasts longer than a candle or cow juice, you can get your hands on some cool Diddly Squat merch, including T-shirts and bucket hats.
The farm’s logo is a tractor with flames coming out of it, which you can also get on tote bags, aprons and tea towels.
Gin in a tin
Gin in a tin that fits through your letterbox? Sold. (Picture: Diddly Squat Farm Shop)
Fans are able to buy artisan gin in a tin shaped like an oil can, which is also letterbox friendly according to the website, for a princely £39 for 50cl.
It currently comes in two flavours, Maris Otter malt, coriander seeds and Fuggles hops or juniper, beetroot, apple and dill.
Credit: Original article published here.