Miriam Margolyes has once again proven that she enjoys going rogue while live on TV.
The 81-year-old actress, who frequently uses expletives and sexual innuendos in interviews, had no restraint when giving fans advice this week.
Miriam was invited to play an agony aunt on This Morning on Wednesday, and her responses did not disappoint.
When dealing with one caller, the actress was asked how a girlfriend should speak to her boyfriend, who is constantly viewing films on his phone.
Miriam went a step farther than simply sharing a measured answer, such as suggesting a dialogue.
‘What you could do is one day, when he comes home, you could be completely naked, and display yourself,’ she began.
‘Push up your breasts and show him what you’ve got and say, “Look at me and not that f***ing screen.’
Miriam made care to stress that Holly hadn’t truly swore as she apologised to the camera.
‘I didn’t say it, I mouthed it,’ she said, leaning back in her chair and smiling.
‘Sorry anyway though, just in case you could understand what that meant,’ Holly jumped in.
However, as always, Miriam wasn’t quite done just yet.
Another viewer then posed a problem for Miriam in the form of troublesome neighbours who were doing things like parking across her driveway.
‘It’s a problem with neighbours isn’t it because I have the same,’ she began.
‘They are very nice but noisy and they know it. It’s not like I am saying something they don’t know.
‘I think you need to go to them and say you really need to talk to them because my health is becoming affected and I am not happy, and that’s not fair is it.’
She continued: ‘And then if they are still like that, throw the s*** over the wall.’
Holly apologised down the barrel of the camera as Josie broke out giggling.
Miriam then placed her hand over her mouth after realising she might be in a bit of trouble for that specific slip, with Holly telling her: ‘You felt so comfortable you forgot yourself for a moment there.’
The actress then apologised: ‘I’m so sorry, I didn’t mean, anyway, I apologise.’
Holly apologised down the barrel of the camera as Josie broke out giggling.
‘They only asked me because I am an old dy** that’s why but I was happy to take it,’ she said.
She instantly noticed her error and asked whether she could use the phrase on live, which Holly and co-host Josie Gibson couldn’t answer either.
‘Oh an elderly lesbian instead. Can I stay that?’ she said while continuing her story.
When speaking about her sex life during the segment, Miriam also revealed she’d recently ‘steamed’ her ‘yoni’ while in Australia.
‘It’s your front bottom and it did me the world and it did me a world of good and was very nice,’ she said.
She then explained how she got a saucepan of mint that had been boiled and spread her legs and ‘other parts’, a process she said was ‘peaceful and pleasant’ and ‘awakened something that had been slumbering’.
She did, however, add that sex was ‘no longer’ for her.
This Morning airs weekdays from 10am on ITV1.
