Nick Cannon has made light of his ever-growing family as he prepares for a busy festive period.
The Wild N’ Out host welcomed his 11th child into the world last month with Abby De La Rosa, and has baby number 12 on the way
In a new video, the 42-year-old managed to poke fun at the constant headlines surrounding his brood with a cheeky glimpse into his Christmas shopping efforts.
‘It’s almost the holidays, and thanks to me, the world now has eight billion people,’ he joked.
‘But my job is not done – it’s time to do some online Christmas shopping, and based off the baby mama-to-kid ratio, we’ve got a whole hell of a lot of gifts to buy!
‘To start it off, my adorable and jovial offspring gave me a list. Daddy’s got this. It’s going to be a merry motherf**kng Christmas.’
However, it didn’t quite go to plan for the comedian, who was left shocked by the list of gifts that his little ones had seemingly requested.
‘I didn’t get none of this stuff when I was a kid,’ Nick fumed. ‘Know what my daddy got me? A stick! They used to call me Stick Cannon.’
Attempting to talk one child down, he said: ‘No, I can’t afford the whole Lakers… Maybe one of them? All these damn gifts, y’all just don’t want to go to college, huh?’
‘Where are you going to put a dolphin, little girl? Huh?,’ he appeared to tell daughter Moroccan – who he shares with ex-wife Mariah Carey. ‘Oh yeah, your mamma do got an island, never mind! I’m gonna work on the dolphin.’
‘Happy holidays, from my big-ass family to yours,’ he concluded the video, before joking: ‘Yeah, how much can I get for this kidney?’
Nick shares twins Moroccan and Monroe with Christmas queen Mariah, and Golden, Rise and Powerful with Brittany Bell.
LaNisha Cole welcomed their first child, daughter Onyx, in September, while Bre Tiesi gave birth to son Legendary in July.
Abby introduced baby girl Beautiful Zeppelin Cannon last month, and also has twins Zion and Zillion with The Masked Singer host.
Alyssa Scott confirmed that she is also set to welcome their second child together soon, after the heartbreaking death of their son Zen last year.
The dad-of-11 was recently forced to shut down speculation surrounding the amount in child support he forks out to the mothers of his children.
Appearing on The Neighborhood Talk, he dismissed claims that he pays $3million, admitting that it’s actually a lot more than that.
‘I definitely spend a lot more than [$3 million] on my children annually,’ he insisted. ‘I don’t plan to ever have to participate in the governmental system of child.’