Stacey Solomon is nine months pregnant, but Joe Swash is still looking forward to some’sexy time.’
Unfortunately for him, he’s getting nothing, with Stacey conceding that any frisky activities are a ‘physical impossibility’ right now.
The former X Factor contestant, 33, and ex-EastEnders actor, 41, are expecting their third child together, with Stacey due to give birth any day now.
They already have Rex, born in May 2019, and Rose, who will be born on Stacey’s 32nd birthday in October 2021.
Stacey and Joe have a happy blended family as well, since Joe already has son Harry, 14, from his prior relationship with ex-fiancee Emma Sophocleous, while Stacey has kids Zach, 14, and Leighton, 10, from previous relationships with Dean Cox and Aaron Barnham, respectively.
The Loose Women presenter is expecting her fifth child any day now, and her huge baby belly is hard to ignore.
Unfortunately, the bump also interfered with Joe’s birthday celebrations, after Stacey asked her fans what they should do for the day.
One Instagram fan commented, ‘Have some sexy time to get baby moving,’ to which Stacey reacted with a humorous video shot when the couple was out in their car.
‘And obviously, this was Joe’s favourite answer,’ chuckled passenger princess Stacey.
‘In fact, it was the first thing he said to me when dad came and picked up the kids.’
An unimpressed Joe hit back from the driver’s seat: ‘You’re saying it like I was right off the mark!’
A frustrated Stacey shouted back: ‘You are! It’s a physical impossibility right now!’
‘I said, dad’s picked the kids up, it’s just me and you… that is definitely a hint that it’s time…’ Joe defended.
‘No, it’s not time. How would it even happen?’, Stacey asked.
‘I honestly don’t know how people do it,’ she added, before laughing that she can’t even put her own socks on.
Turning the camera to show off her belly, she said: ‘I can’t even walk up the stairs without hyperventilating, if you think I can do anything like that right now… Look at me!’
However, the Essex star later shared a heartfelt birthday message for her husband, whom she married last year in their beloved Pickle Cottage.
Posing for an adorable mirror selfie with bump front and centre, Stacey wrote in her caption: ‘🖤 Happy Birthday Bub 🖤 To the moon & back always & forever… love u.’
Ahead of their outing, she addd: ‘So Excited for a child free dinner! (except bumpy 😂) It’s been A LONNNG time. Thanks to the legend that is Dave my dad for babysitting the brood love you 🖤’